八夫临门 Bā fū línmén (Eight Husbands) by 张廉 Zhang Lian

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我,舒清雅,空姐一名也是隐性腐女一枚,最爱看BL小说,最喜欢长得小受样的美少年,常在现实中用幻想来排解压力,虽然有点无赖、有点贪财,但在大是大非面前,我还是很坚守原则与正义的!不料一场空难,让我穿越到男女平权的轩辕王朝,成了护国夫人风清雅(我们竟然同名),而且,古代男人是三妻四侍,这位护国夫人却有三夫四侍,共七位夫郎!有看似温柔体贴的情报头子、有双狐狸眼的妖艳美男、有出尘飘逸的还俗和尚、有阳光小正太、连天下第一美男子也成了我老公,个个俊俏帅气或是活泼可人,而且,最小的竟然只有六岁!原以为我是穿越来享齐人之福的,结果,渐渐发现这位护国夫人的每位夫君都是有目的的政治联姻,不是人质就是奸细,因此只能看不能吃,而且一个比一个腹黑,全都碰不得!这真是要命!那要来干麼?全都给我休掉!休掉!啥?还要娶?好不容易把家里那几条白吃白喝的米虫解决又要来一个?那岂不是正好两桌麻将?不要,不要!本夫人自由地紧,要那么多男人来干啥?好吧,既然你们腹黑,我就无赖,把你们统统派发出去,免得看着挠心。嘿嘿,当腹黑男女遇到一个超级无赖腹黑女,统统郁闷地完蛋!当全部休完成全之后,暮然回首,自己一个都米剩……

Characters

  • Shu Qing Ya (舒清雅) – FL. In modern day, she was a air stewardess. Due to an plane accident FL was transmigrated into the body of Feng Qing Ya – sister of the empress and was given the title “Protector of the country”. Her spirit left Feng Qing Ya’s body during a forceful kiss with Nangong Qiu Yue when the underworld finally had time and resources to process her spirit. When she was lining up to be reborn she met a chubby girl spirit who “died” from starvation. But in fact the chubby girl spirit has not actually dead yet but she also didn’t want to become a prostitute so she told FL to take over her body. The second time FL was reborn she became “Hua Piao Piao” – a brothel house lady who was later gifted to the emperor by the empress. She died the second(or third?) time when Li Ge poisoned her because he wanted to keep her “pure” and untouchable by other men. Also because he was jealous/confused why she doesn’t like him. The third time she was reborn (back into the body of Piao Piao) she renamed herself to to Shu Ya (Shu Qing Qing).

Feng Qing Ya’s 3 husbands and 4 Consorts.

  • Chu Yi – 1st Husband, a spy placed in Feng Qing Ya’s household by the Empress. Loves the Empress.
  • Nangong Qiu Yue – 2nd Husband, Feng family’s spy network boss. Loves Shu Qing Ya.
  • Yuan Chen – 3rd Husband, due to accusations his whole family was destroyed and was taken hostage by the royal family. He later becomes a Wang Ye.
  • Li Ge – 1st Consort, legs disabled by the order of the Empress. The Empress ordered Feng Qing Ya to disable him but she couldn’t do it so Nangong Qiu Yue did it instead. Qiu Yue felt sorry for Li Ge so he didn’t fully disable him, letting him have the chance to recover. Li Ge is known as one of the most beautiful man in the country. Is/was good friends with Xuan Ming Yu and is good with poison.
  • Hou Xian – 2nd Consort, obsessed with martial arts. Because he didn’t want to marry a princess (who’s better at him in martial arts), he made an agreement with Feng Qing Ya – he will be protected by her as her consort but in return he will fulfill three requests. Is the son of a famous BL writer and the Wulin’s lord.
  • Chun Yu Shan Shan – 3rd Consort. Chun Yu Royal Chef’s son. Chun Yu Zi Chen’s younger brother. He is a spy for the Emperor.
  •  Chong Jiu Tian – 4th Consort. 6 years old. The real Feng Qing Ya went into his body while Shu Qing Ya(FL) was in hers. Fan Wang, Chong Jiu’s youngest son.

Shu Ya’s(FL) Eight Husbands

  • Li Ge – Main(1st) Husband. Known as world’s most beautiful man. Loves Shu Ya but always think he is not good enough for her . Because of his past, he was very possessive of FL and because she didn’t show that she “liked” him back, he poisoned her which led to her second death. When FL comes back alive she forgives Li Ge and takes him away. They end up getting married later on and soon find out FL’s pregnant. Right after FL gives birth, Ming Yue takes Li Ge and Xiao Lei away. Ming Yue tells Li Ge that they killed FL and made her into a pill which the empress ate in front of Li Ge causing him to lose his mind. They also break his leg the second time. When FL finds him again he was already not responsive because of the shock. He stays in that state for 3-4 years, slowly recovering by Jun Lin He and FL’s care. When he recovers he leaves again.
  • Jun Lin He – 2nd Husband. Belongs to the same sect as Ming Yue. He was very pure and had a one-set mind on cultivating to become a Xian until he met FL. He gave up cultivating and moved close to FL to help her take care of Li Ge and to provide medicinal help to the town they were staying in. Li Ge poisoned him before he left – an aphrodisiac poison where if he doesn’t sleep with someone he will die – but at the same time if he did, the partner will die. Li Ge did this because he knew the FL has a poison-protected body – meaning she will be the only one who can survive it.  Li Ge did this so give them a chance to be together. FL marries him soon after.
    • Height: 180 cm
      Age: 22 years old
      Blood type: Type A
      Constellation: Leo
      Personality: gentle and virtuous, does thing with the larger picture/perspective in mind, does things with mainly Shuya in mind, thoughtful, careful, cautious, organised and very rational
      Favourite food: porridge
      Favourite colour: white
      Favourite person: Shuya
      Favourite object: A hair piece ornament given to him by FL
      Favorite things: Study medicine with Li Ge
  • Chu Yi – Shu Ya’s first Ce Fu(consort) in name. Loves and treats Shu Ya like family. He’s is very clever except when it comes to Feng Xue Yin (Empress). Has one son with Feng Xue Yin, later renamed Chu Si Xing. He was left for dead by Feng Xue Yin, where he was disfigured and his leg was broken and healed up wrong. He somehow managed to find is way to FL and her family. FL later forgives him and he joins their family as a steward/caretaker role.
  • Hou Xian – 2nd Consort. Loves Martial arts. FL meets him again when he was actually forced to marry the princess. His mum asks the FL to kidnap the groom, which FL does. FL later talks to the princess who thanks her for freeing her from this whole marriage business that her master made her go through. Hou Xian later follows FL around wanting to officially join her harem.
  • Jing – 3rd Consort. A gentleman that the Feng family respects. He can see future/fates. FL saves him from Feng Xue Yin’s capture and then joins their family and proposes FL to take Chu Yi, Hou Xian and himself as husbands/consorts so that she can become the Feng family’s head to go against the Empress.
    • Height: 177 cm
      Age: 23 years old
      Blood type: Type B
      Constellation: Pisces
      Personality: gentle calm, mysterious, can predict fates, black belly; hot blooded, typical Mensao male.
      Favourite food: Shuya’s cooking
      Favourite colour: silver white
      Favourite person: Shuya
      Favourite object: fan (different fan used at every appearance)
      The most favourite thing: take advantage of and seduce Shuya.
  • Nangong Qiu Yue – 4th Consort. Feng family’s secret organisation’s leader. Arrogant and has a very high level of martial arts. Loves Shuya like crazy. He is very possessive of FL and FL often thinks he only loves to “collect” her.
  • Chun Yu Shan Shan – 5th Consort. Loved Shuya for many years in secret. Entered Shu Yuan at the same time as Xuan Yuan Yi Fei.
  • Xuan Yuan Yi Fei – 6th Consort. Emperor. But later on he gave up being an Emperor for Shuya and became a monk. Because he still loves Shuya he was later dragged into joining Shu Yuan.

Other Characters

  • Chen Yi Zi Chen
    • Height: 178 cm
      Age: 22 years old
      Blood type: Type A
      Constellation: Cancer
      Personality: Although he is brothers with Chun Yu Shan Shan, their personalities are completely different. He puts a lot of attention in his principles, has superior intuition and keen observation power. Being old-fashioned and unreasonable, he is a good citizen who is well-behaved. Mensao and likes to sleep naked.
      Favourite food: banana
      Favourite person: Leng Yueyao
      Favourite things: cleaning the house, tidying up the study
  • Xuan Ming Yu
    • Height: 186 cm
      Age: 23 years old
      Blood type: AB type
      Constellation: Libra
      Personality: Original gentle and kind, pure and passionate. After his childhood was destroyed, his character began to be distorted and he had no choice but to resort to revenge.
      Favorite Food: Asparagus
      Favorite person: Used to be Li Ge but because of revenge he betrayed their friendship. Now, Shuya.
      Favorite color: azure
  • Xiao Lei – daughter of Nangong Qiu Yue and FL. FL thought she was Li Ge’s daugther for 4 years until Li Ge revealed to her that she was actually not his (she was pregnant 2 months before they were together). Xiao Lei is the reincarnation of the Thunder God.
    • Height: 110 cm
      Age: 5 years old
      Blood type: Type B
      Constellation: Gemini
      Personality: Is very curious, quick to action action is quick, very cheeky and naughty. Has a strong sense of justice. She self declared she will gift her self to Chu Yi and Jun Lin He so that they will become her “dad’s”.
      Favourite food: Originally FL’s dishes however after meeting Shan Shan she likes his food.
      Favourite person: FL, followed by Li Ge and Jun Lin He.
      The most favourite thing: riding Garfield on the streets and showing off
      Favourite thing: Garfield (Snow Leopard, also her mount)
  • Meng Xi Yu
    • Height: 168 cm
      Age: 18 years old
      Blood type: Type B
      Constellation: Libra
      Personality: Unrestrained, cheerful, don’t know a lot of words (reading/writing), leader of a mountain thief group.
      Favourite Food: Roast Chicken
      Favourite person: Was Li Ge but later fell in love with Yuan Chen.
      Favorite thing: drinking with Shu Qingya
  • Feng Xue Yin – Empress. Sister of Feng Qing Ya.
    • Height: 172 cm
      Age: 20 years old
      Blood type: O type
      Constellation: Scorpio
      Character: deep, dark. The sad person who was deeply influenced by her father and who had been obsessed with her rights and status throughout her life.
      Favourite food: green tea
      Favourite person: Li Ge
      Favourite colour: dark red
      The most favourite thing: Listening to Li Ge play the flute however Li Ge is not willing to play for her.
      Favourite item: Anything Li Ge likes.



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